i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out
What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS
I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff