ven0moth:

*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap

(via leopard-cub)

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys, via leopard-cub)

(via ptvnat)

(via yanilavigne)

(Source: cl0-n, via lolsofunny)

jakemalik:

I find it funny how right before the summer I was trying hard to get fit and look good for the summer when all i’ve done is stay inside and eat and do nothing

(Source: hi, via marcjacxbs)

oknope:

it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week

(via metalhearted)

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

(via fake-mermaid)

xfvshionaddict:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

Lmfaoo

xfvshionaddict:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

Lmfaoo

(via y0ustayclassysandieg0)

topfunnystuff:

4gifs:

Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid]

how strong is that toddler, like wow

topfunnystuff:

4gifs:

Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid]

how strong is that toddler, like wow

(via y0ustayclassysandieg0)

(via translucidus)

How the hell am I suppose to get straight As, have a nice body, be happy, and be financially stable?

dearestjenny:

I work to earn money which takes away time from studying.

There goes my straight As.

I study 4-5 hours a day to try and achieve straight As. 

There goes gym times and my nice body. 

I can only work 2 days a week because I need to study so much. 

There goes being financially stable. 

I’m so stressed with everything, which makes me a grumpy little bitch.

There goes my happiness. 

(via tiffaniquang)

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: oh-good-life, via lilachopes)

why are you so shy Cite Arrow literally the dumbest question to ask a shy person ever (via n-ephthys)

(Source: surealists, via ourloveislikeadream)

nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

(via no-what-if-just-oh-well)