partybarackisinthehousetonight:

dear board of education, 
i am too

(via beautiful-free)

oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

(via metalhearted)

herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

(Source: junoonee, via lubricates)

party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

(via bendoverman)

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

(via calif0rnia-girl)

(via tensioned)

(Source: abrasos-infinitos, via hanxcindy)

staxilicious:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

image

reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

(Source: bingeeaterghoul, via hanxcindy)

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

(via fake-mermaid)

sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

(via ptvnat)

(Source: lizlizlovely, via lubricates)

shouldnt:

I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem

(via relahvant)

(via tensioned)

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(Source: picapixels, via ptvnat)