cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

(Source: cloudy-dreamers, via relahvant)

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

image

(via relahvant)

poetic:

is it just me or do you think it’d be helpful if they showed a model in the size you were looking for when you’re trying to shop online, like yes that looks great in size small but what about the other sizes 

(via calif0rnia-girl)

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

(via theblackship)

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

(via c14ssysturman)

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

(via relahvant)

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

(via hanxcindy)

konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

(Source: kawozhin, via foreveranddalwaysdarling)

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via tailgates-n-tanliness)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

dear board of education, 
i am too

(via beautiful-free)

oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

(via metalhearted)

herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

(Source: junoonee, via lubricates)

party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

(via bendoverman)

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

(via calif0rnia-girl)